If I had boobs, I’d use them as a drink holder. They don’t call bras support for nothing.
And I’d use a big long straw so I wouldn’t have to move while watching a movie. What a life.

If I had boobs, I’d use them as a drink holder. They don’t call bras support for nothing.
And I’d use a big long straw so I wouldn’t have to move while watching a movie. What a life.
^ True story
Not all boobs are big enough for such things.
I do that sometimes. Am I your dream girl yet?
boobs are just god’s pockets.
And I’d use a big long straw so I wouldn’t have to move while watching a movie. What a life.